Mixing your alcohols often leads to interesting evenings. Like that night you went from beer bongs to Jagger Bombs and woke up at a bus stop in Surrey wearing a hospital gown and roller-blades.

“Scotch for me has everything you'd want from a spirit,” he wrote. “It has history. Highland Park was started in 1798 by a man called Magnus Eunson. He was a priest and would make whisky illegally and then hide the casks under the pulpit of his church. (Scotch) has tales of smuggling, murder, love and perseverance.